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Velma Dinkley in Peril

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Velma Dinkley goes to Hell 30                                        APOCALYPSE...AND HOW!   
 "After careful study of all the evidence," Sheriff Quickdraw McGraw said over Penny's P-phone, "I have concluded that the death of Sylvester Sneekly was a suicide..."   
 The setting sun had just began to dip into the ocean, casting dark shadows on the orange-red tinted sand as Penny and I sat on the beach, listening to 'toon City's equestrian Sherlock Velma Dinkley goes to Hell 30
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Velma Dinkley goes to Hell 29                                        ARE YOU THERE?   
 September 13, Penelope's birthday. She would've been twenty-five today.     
 'With your photographs of Kitty Hawk...'   
 A cool and gentle breeze from the ocean swept over Mission Beach on this bright and beautiful morning as Al Stewart sang Penelope's favorite song from Penny's new P-phone, which was attached to her belt.  
&n Velma Dinkley goes to Hell 29
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Velma Dinkley goes to Hell 28                                        A SECOND CHANCE   
 Suddenly, my beautiful high got heavy and ugly as I crashed back to earth. "What?!" I demanded, picking myself off the ground.  
 
 "Pipe down!" Clyde again reprimanded.   
 "What do you mean he has to leave the country?! You just said..."   
 "I said we were gonna have a little chat about 'reality'. And you know Boyo and the mu Velma Dinkley goes to Hell 28
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Velma Dinkley goes to Hell 27                                             SHE'S ONE OF US!   
 "Come to think of it, I am rather curious about that," I returned. "I always thought you met Penelope in the Wacky Races. But why go from bank robbers to racers to self appointed bodyguards?"   
 Clyde took out a long cigar. Not a cheap one, but a Cuban. He bit off one end and lit it, puffing away. He walked over to Softy's gra Velma Dinkley goes to Hell 27
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Happy Independence Day, comrades!

Sat Jul 4, 2009, 12:49 PM
Ah, the Fourth of July.

The day we Americans commerate our founding fathers, who stuck their collective asses in the air and said to King George, "Kiss this you goddamned looney!"

And we should do it to a current jackoff who has shot his wad earlier today, seven times actually, because he can't get it up in his bedroom ("That's okay, Kimmie-poo, things like this hap..." That's as far as she got before had he her shot).

If I was the president of this great land, I would have an interceptor missile on standby near North Korea so that the next time he shoots his wad, we can shoot it down and tell that little turd's where he can shove the rest of his phallic substitutes.

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  • Watching: The world going to Hell in a hand basket

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I am a working class cog who is trying to be a writer. I have so far published one novel, 'Target: Akai-I Refuse to Die' (Unfortunately, I haven't quit my day job) and had some stories published in G-Fan.
I am also extremely twisted. Mom said that I was a bad influence on my older brothers. I'm not only proud about that, I'm smug about it.

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  • Current Residence: Pitzahell, Ky.
  • Interests: Writing, Japanese culture, Roman history, philosophying.
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything that sounds good
  • Favourite poet or writer: Alan Moore, Frank Miller, Rod Serling, Jeph Loeb
  • Shell of choice: Shock
  • Wallpaper of choice: The splattered remains of the asshole who broke into my house
  • Skin of choice: Mine
  • Favourite game: I dress as the Joker and tie up Batgirl...oh, you mean video game?
  • Favourite cartoon character: Rev. Fred Phelps, Tricky Dick Nixon.
  • Personal Quote: A rich man makes an honest, descent living doing something he likes.
  • Tools of the Trade: My warped sense of humor and my twisted, evil mind (heh heh heh)

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~napoleonxvi:iconnapoleonxvi: May 26, 2009, 8:09:13 PM
thanks for faving

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Gorrillas do read philosophy....they just don't understand it. My gallery [link]
=sincity2:iconsincity2: May 24, 2009, 1:11:14 AM
Hi,check out this one [link]

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Interviwer:Are you a good guy or a bad guy?
Me:That's an easy question I'm a GREAT Guy,a very great guy,it's a different story!
*mike51b:iconmike51b: May 23, 2009, 4:20:07 PM
You've been tagged:

Rules:

1. Post these rules.
2. Each person tagged must put 8 random facts about themselves.
3. Tagged ones should write a journal about these facts.
4. At the end of the post tag 8 more deviants
5. Go to their page telling them they're tagged.
6. No tagging back. (For Obvious Reasons)

My sincerest apologies.

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~todshi:icontodshi: May 24, 2009, 11:49:13 AM
Normally, I really don't go for things like this, but your 'Tag' game has inspired me to do a little creative writing exercise.

While I don't want to be an 'open book', I could devolge some info about myself while doing it in a creative manner. After all, I want people to read my work with a little knowledge about the intelligence behind the writing.

Of course, You can always read something of my psyche deep within the writing and artwork I have thus posted on DA.

"Have patience, Doctor. You'll find out"

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Insanity is only a state of mind
=sincity2:iconsincity2: May 17, 2009, 9:05:14 PM
Hi,check out this one [link]

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Interviwer:Are you a good guy or a bad guy?
Me:That's an easy question I'm a GREAT Guy,a very great guy,it's a different story!
~White0wlsuperheroine:iconWhite0wlsuperheroine: May 2, 2009, 3:25:56 PM
Thanks for the Favorite and the comment on Operation Snowbird--Eventually we'll get around to finishing it, and I'll post it for further enjoyment

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*PenniesOnTheDollar:iconPenniesOnTheDollar: May 2, 2009, 6:39:04 AM
Oh and thanks for the fav, if you dig macabre humor I have a new one coming out sometime this week I am sure you will enjoy. Stay tuned.
*mike51b:iconmike51b: Apr 26, 2009, 7:55:48 AM
Thanks for another Fave. I came to mind to share after I had a look at some of your gallery. :-)

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Mood: Euphoric ~todshi:icontodshi: Apr 26, 2009, 2:06:39 PM
Oh boy! I corrupted an artist! My naferious influence is spreading like peanut butter on bread!

I look forward to more.

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Insanity is only a state of mind
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