Ah, the Fourth of July.

The day we Americans commerate our founding fathers, who stuck their collective asses in the air and said to King George, "Kiss this you goddamned looney!"

And we should do it to a current jackoff who has shot his wad earlier today, seven times actually, because he can't get it up in his bedroom ("That's okay, Kimmie-poo, things like this hap..." That's as far as she got before had he her shot).

If I was the president of this great land, I would have an interceptor missile on standby near North Korea so that the next time he shoots his wad, we can shoot it down and tell that little turd's where he can shove the rest of his phallic substitutes.